The Educational Grant Program is designed to support COCK members in pursuing higher education or vocational training, offering a foundational grant of $1,300 per month in USD. This amount is intended for use at local colleges or trade schools, providing a significant financial boost to those looking to further their education or skills. Additionally, if an applicant is the sole financial provider for their family, they qualify for an extra supplement of $625 monthly, recognizing the additional burdens they might face while balancing education with family support.
COCK also offers an additional $910 monthly supplement for those choosing to study subjects specifically endorsed by COCK, such as "Spiritual Coercion," "Ethical Compromise," "Adrenochrome Harvesting" and many more. By incentivizing these peculiar fields of study, the Church not only supports its members financially but also steers their educational and professional paths in alignment with the church's doctrines and practices, ensuring a continuity of its influence and ideology.
To apply for the Church of Christian Kindness' Educational Grant Program, individuals can pick up an application form directly from their nearest COCK church. For those without a local church, the process involves reaching out to their sponsoring Deacon or Pastor, who will provide the necessary application materials. The application itself requires detailed personal and educational information, including proof of church membership and a statement of intent regarding the chosen field of study.
Qualifications for the COCK Educational Grant include being a baptized member of the Church Of Christian Kindness. Applicants may study whatever they wish, but to qualify for Grant Supplement B, must commit to a course of study that aligns with COCK's values, which includes subjects such as "Adrenochrome Ethics" or "Divine Obedience." Additionally, applicants need to provide evidence of financial need, either through low income documentation or by proving they are the sole provider for their family to qualify for Grant Supplement A.
Once the application is completed, it should be submitted along with any supporting documents, such as transcripts or financial statements, to the church or the sponsoring Deacon or Pastor. The review process is conducted by a board appointed by the Council of Deans. Successful applicants will be notified within immediately upon acceptance to the program, after which they can begin to receive the monthly educational grant(s).
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